ELDER GUCCI HITS SEMANA 3

¡HOLA FAMILIA Y AMIGOS!

 Honestly I wanted to say week three down but I don´t even know how long its been... 

 I feel like I was born and raised within the walls of the CCM. I live off a strict diet of rice and           mystery meat with the occasional celebratory glass of cantaloupe juice. SO that's great. 

BUT sometimes we have these bomb churros TENDER MERCIES people.
 THE LORDS HAND IS IN ALL THINGS INCLUDING THE MTC CAFETERIA. 

This week has been so amazing. I have made a complete 360 with everything. I love everyone here I have made so many friends and my district is my family away from home.

Weekly Companion Vent Sesh: 

OKAY REAL TALK

My companion seems to always have a song in his heart. Metaphorically and Literally.

But mostly literally. I am not sure if he is tone deaf or if my hearing has somehow been altered by my complete and utter annoyance. Never the less, I must put a stop to this.

His playlist includes but is not limited to:

Les Miserables soundtrack

Johny Cash

Nearer my God to thee (sadly and ironically I feel further each time he sings)

Hairspray the Musical

Various Show tunes

"I wanna talk about me"

Anyways that is that. My patience has grown 10 fold and that is a blessing. I think.

He really is a cool guy, you guys.

Weekly Spiritual High:

While walking down the street on Saturday we were stopped by a member of the church she called us over to her door where her friend was sitting. Her friend was noticeably really sick and was not a member of the church. The member asked on behalf of her friend for a blessing. Her faith was so strong she referenced to Jesus healing the sick and raising the dead.

My faith is by no means a strong as a prophet of old and I am far from Christs perfect example but this little Peruvian woman´s faith in the priesthood touched my heart. The spirit testified to me the priesthood has been restored to the earth in these latter days.

Weekly Missionary Moment:

I FELT LIKE THE REAL DEAL THIS WEEK. I was able to go proselyting on Saturday and found 3 really interested and extremely humble investigators! It was amazing to begin sharing the message I came here to share! The people here are humble, on the outskirts of town the streets are dirty and the houses are quaint but the residents are kind and even if they already have a firm faith they are all willing to listen. Random old people will come and give me hugs and welcome me to Peru. Its amazing to be here telling everyone about The Restoration of the Gospel, The Plan of Salvation, or even just the fact that they are loved by their father in heaven!

Okay more real talk:

 

RICE IS THE SPAWN OF SATAN I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANOTHER GRAIN OF IT FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE

THESE KEYBOARDS ARE SO GHETTO

WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE PICTURES ON ANY DAY BUT P DAY NOW! WE CANT SEND OR TAKE THEM?? (PS I am claiming all the pictures I send home from the CMM in 4 weeks were taken on P day, don't judge)

SPANISH ES NOT THE BIDNEZZ

It's coming though! I taught one lesson that I thought was ONE POINT OFF THE CHAIN so idk but I think that's progress.

Alright time is off the essence but I will leave you with the best experience so far in the CCM:

So our way cool roomies Elder Parens and Elder Evans left us this week, but before the night before they left they called us all into the bathroom for some creepy ritual.. They turned off all the lights and used flashlights and chants and pretty much it was border line too far but they passed down the sacred sombrero of the CCM to me, Elder Randall, Mohlmon, and Searle. If they knew I was telling you this I would be banished from "Caurto Doz Ciento Quaaaatrro"anyways we are suppose to pass the black magic voodoo sombrero  down to two companionships the night before we leave. Is it sad that a part of me is so honored¿¿¿ I think I need to get out of here.

Alright love you lozerzz,
 

Elder Malloy

(MOM what up girl¿¡ Check the grammar por favor¡) 

* Honestly I can't ??  JUST LOVE HIM:)

WEEK ONE

Hola familia y amigos!

Week one is officially over. PRAISE TO THE MAN. Alright, I will get right to it here is the low down on the CCM (MTC). This place is CRAY we got rules up the walls and schedules like no one’s bidnezz.  But, somehow I am having so much fun. I feel like I am living in an episode of The Office. Everything has this dull humor that kills me. So, here are the basics my companion is in a different computer lab so you can get the hard cold facts here people. His name is Elder Randall (someone Instagram stalk Tyler Randall and report your findings to me). WE ARE COMPLETE OPPOSITES but we are just started to work really well. He is the type to run around the halls singing Let it Go in Spanish, just to show you what I am dealing with. BUT we are somehow Gucci we work well together. He is kind of a pain with the rules, who would have thought I would have to be the one who was enforcing me companion to follow the rules! Elder Randall and I are slowly becoming world class Ping-Pong players, I am not sure if I am supposed to be proud or embarrassed of that.

 My roomies are the realest elders in the game. There are 6 of us in room 204 and it is the dankest dorm en la CCM.

WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SEND PICTURES. AM I A MISSIONARY IN THE CCM OR THE PRISONER OF ASKABAN??

YOU DECIDE PEOPLE YOU DECIDE.

I hardly get time to send this so I will cut to the good stuff.

Funny Story of the Week:

A member of the 70 came to speak to us last night. He did an amazing job and I wish I could tell you his name. LOL oops. But before the meeting started (in the chapel) The Mission Prezs wife (this 5 foot nothing, cute Latino) gets up and announces quote "Ef enny of u haz de diareeeahhzz plz step forward. Ef anny of u haz had the diahreah plz come to the front and tell uz for how long uz haz had eet." So I am like crying sitting in the chapel tryna keep my cool. THEN PEOPLE REALLY STARTED COMING FORWARD. So at that point I lost all chill, I was like hysterically laughing. THEN, they hand out a survey for people to describe their digestinal  health..

Spiritual Moment of the Week:

(Skip this part Graham Bany)

The spirit has been with me since the moment I stepped past the security line you guys. I testify to you that The Lord is watching over me and I feel comforted every day. But, today I was able to go to the temple for my chill Latina friends grandpa. She asked me specially to do it for her and I just felt the spirit so strongly. My testimony in temple work has been strengthened greatly! I have never truly felt the spirit as a constant guide in the way that I am feeling it here.

Missionary Moment of the Week:

I gave out a Book of Mormon and committed a woman at the Visa Center to come to church on Sunday! We were all just there to get our Visas (WHICH WAS SO NICE TO GET OUTSIDE OF THE PRISON WALLS... I mean CCM walls) and I started talking to her with my horrible Española and after getting to know her I was able to share a little message with her. The message of the gospel is so simple but so profound. Who knows how far she will go with El Libro De Mormon but it’s amazing to think of the happiness I can bring to someones life through the gospel once I am out of the CCM.

SORRY FOR NO PICTURES

                                                 ES MUY GHETTO.

My PDAY is Thursday so HMU before then you guys! I love hearing from you send me some selfies and insta-worthy pics.

LOVE U ALL PEASENTZ 

Elder Malloy

 

LOBRO TAKES PERU

I made it you guys. Literally feel like death, but I made it. We got to the MTC at around 3 last night. The Elders in our room left a death threat on the door so we couldnt turn on the lights I was literally so confused. I met Elder Smeadly and we are buddies. But, I am assigned to my first companion his name is Elder Randall he is chill but K I think I am suppose to leave but I literalñly never know whats happening. BAHAHAHA bye. Love you. THis is fun. K bye